I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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