i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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