thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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