Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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