I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I want to stick my p in your. b.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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