I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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