Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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