You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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