Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
