how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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