going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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