We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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