Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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