He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize
