Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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