I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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