best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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