if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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