Where did you get a picture of my penis
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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