i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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