he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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