Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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