I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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