So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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