I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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