dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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