38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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