Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
this hospital has no fireball
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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