Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
We were destined to go to rehab together
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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