know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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