And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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