dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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