8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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