How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we made out on top of his cat.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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