Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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