Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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