You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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