Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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