She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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