i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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