he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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