Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize