White coat. Heels.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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