Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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