You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
this is an emotional support booty call
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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