did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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