bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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