what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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