So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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