Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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