There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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