trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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