no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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