sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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