It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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