Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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