He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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