There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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