No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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