your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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