did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
