Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Randomize
