He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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