sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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