There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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