I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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